Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Ways to mitigate the debt crisis in America

Throw the Tea Party members off the side of a boat, it achieved results in the Boston Tea Party, rinse and repeat

Take all the professional sports teams salaries and use them to pay off government debt-they can stay locked out all year and we can continue to write social security checks for one more year (maybe)

Do not pay Congress or the President a salary, they have spent countless months focusing on a manufactured crisis, yet have not manufactured a solution

Censor news media stations that legitimize the bipartisan toils and inane blather, allowing them to continue to refuse compromise, despite the fact that the United States governments essential purpose is compromise

Do not treat the United States budget as a macrocosm of a family budget. It is not the same thing. The whole element of consumer spending and confidence is rather crucial, consumption and spending is done by more than the wealthiest 4 percent of people in the country. It is done by the middle class. Do not piss them off

There is no way for the government to raise enough money to continue to fund the same programs without raising taxes from someone. There just isn't, so somebody's going to have to pay more

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Female Drivers

There are some stereotypes that aren't really stereotypes, just truths. One of these is the fact that women are for the most part terrible drivers. Every time you are driving in the left lane, and there is a person who absolutely refuses to move over in the right lane when the are moving at a snails pace........it is a woman 99.9 percent of the time. If its not a woman, its the elderly dude whom you feel somewhat sorry for.

Women are also more distracted drivers. I have found in my very scientific observations that women always text while driving-whereas men do it more sparingly. Not only do women text, but they also eat, put on make up, read and do god knows what else while behind the wheel. I venture to guess that this is because women are more geared toward multitasking than men. At any rate, it makes them bad drivers. My mother is a prime example of this phenomena. I would say that every time we go somewhere in a car she forgets where she is even going and makes a wrong turn. She puts on lip gloss, talks on the phone and fiddles with crap in her purse. She also speeds at the worst possible times, like in school zones, but then insists on going the speed limit on the highway. WTF?  The real kicker is that she says she is scared to drive with me. This would be perfectly understandable because I tend to be a somewhat aggressive driver, but she doesn't even watch the road.

Another factor contributing to women's lack of success with driving is their total ignorance of directions. If you live somewhere for any extended period of time, you should know major highways and streets. Most people who graduated the third grade should also how to orient themselves north, south, east, or west. I found it fascinating that some women I knew struggled with this when there are mountains or an ocean. Those speaking direction gps systems were invented for women.

In summation, women are better at many things that men. Driving is not one of those things

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