Also, flight attendants generally hate their jobs and are only doing it because they can't find another job. I expect other passengers to bump into me in the aisles and lean their chair back into my face, but the flight attendants could stand to not spill fizz from the drink cart and shove their large butts into my shoulder. Im sorry you're job sucks and airlines are in financial peril, but you're still getting paid to be pleasant. On the flight to Maui, I got scolded by the male flight attendant for using the front lavatory because it wasn't in my assigned cabin. Look, if there is not a line at the one closest to me and there are 8 people waiting to use the one in the back-tough titties. Im using the front one. And-I promise playing my IPod during take off and landing will not make the plane crash.
The snacks are another reason that air travel remains unpleasant. You used to get a full meal and the full can of your beverage selection. Now they give out rabbit food and two splashes of liquid. They came around for the beverage service and I was hoping to get a delightful medley of nuts, or perhaps a bag of chips considering this was a six hour flight, but no, I got some disgusting dried cranberry mixture that tasted like someone had sat on it and rubbed their swamp ass all over it. Come on.
